Why "The Scene" sucks so bad...

gonzowerke

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...Can be summed up in 3 little words.


God. Damn. Hipsters.

Stupid glasses, stupid hats, stupid handlebar mustaches, no clue whatsoever. Brooklyn should be nuked off the face of the Earth, or at least the Williamsburg section.

Mark my words, the Distinguished Gentleman's ride will be redolent with the stench of suckitude due to Hipster incursion.


Gonzo out.
 
Gonzo, let me be the first to tell you: this kind of post is generally frowned upon here. I recommend deleting it now.

Some of the nicest, most knowledgeable people here could be classified as "hipsters". Some of the very same people would help you out if need be - would you refuse help if you really needed it because of their appearance?
 
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PUI ;)
 
I'll take a few hipsters down here, heck there's no "scene" at all. Be glad that you have a gang to go riding with.
 
Thats a bitchen wolf man

one year for christmas i got my wife and little girl matching shirts with a wolf,a pile of rocks, the moon everything plus matching blankets and a fucking poster it was rad she didnt talk to me for days haha
 
Re: Re: Why "The Scene" sucks so bad...

bradj said:
Thats a bitchen wolf man

one year for christmas i got my wife and little girl matching shirts with a wolf,a pile of rocks, the moon everything plus matching blankets and a fucking poster it was rad she didnt talk to me for days haha

Hahahahaha!!!!

Makes me think of that hungry like a wolf song. Amazing.

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You want to know who you should really be mad at? Kkk members. Right wing loons. Extremists on both sides The insurance companies. Corruption in government. Bigots. Wife beaters. Gang bangers. People who don't shut off their turn signals. Sweat shop owners. CEOs who make 10000000 a year while the worker makes barely enough to survive. Cancer. Homophobes. Middle Eastern oil barons. Swivel. Rapists. Child abusers. The American prison system. The Cleveland Browns. Whoever decided to cancel Pete and Pete. The creator of Pokemon. Nazis. The chick who wrote the Twilight books. Disco music. AIDS. Diamond mines in Africa. Wars. Anyone who says "OMG" in real conversation and expects you to take anything they say seriously. Anyone who hates the Ramones (it's the fucking Ramones for fucks sake). Did I saw Swivel?

You get my point I'm sure...

So... How's about that beer fellas?
 
Jesus. I checked your info, you're 47 years old, a grown man, and complaining about "hipsters"? Give me a fucking break.
 
Fozzie: there was this sailor that was so fat

Sailor: how fat was he?

Sailor: [breaks a bottle and points it toward him threateningly]

Fozzie: [nervously] he was so fat that everyone liked him and there was nothing funny ever said about him at all
 
Hey, hey, hey!!!!

Easy on the Cleveland Browns!!! :mad:
 
This thread makes me laugh.
Hipsters suck, whether any of you guys suck or not I don't know (I like to assume not :) ) but in general hipsters suck.
This coming from a guy with a vintage bike, a record player, and a pair of glasses. But hey I also drive a huge ass jeep live in the country and like to hunt. I'm like a starburst, walking contradiction.

Shit I'm scotch korean! (not really)
 
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