Wife and husbands diary

[haplo_84]

Found this on my other forum for fordsix power. thought it was pretty good and true in alot of situations i have been in with girlfriends and relationships in general.
Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at
a nice restaurant for dinner. I had been shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. But he
made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet, so
we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset,
that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
driving. I couldn't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep. I cried.


I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.




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Husband's Diary:


Boat wouldn't start. Can't figure it out.

 

[skatetheame]

That pretty much hits the nail on the head!!! Haha

At least 9 times outta 10 anyway!

 

[haplo_84]

exactly my thoughts man!

 

[frogman]

http://msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9722

More or less the same one.

 

[Redbird]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 20 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading Motorcycle Classics
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Watch MotoGP highlights en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Barber Motorsports Park trackday(blow job en-route)
9:45 Raceprep and chassis setup
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster with Umbrella girls
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Run laps until the tires melt (cut 4 seconds off your best time)
2:15 Limo back to airport
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Katy Perry look-a-like
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Justin Bieber "accidently" killed by stray sniper round
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch Shark Week
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

 

[xulf13]

Found this on my other forum for fordsix power. thought it was pretty good and true in alot of situations i have been in with girlfriends and relationships in general.
Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at
a nice restaurant for dinner. I had been shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. But he
made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet, so
we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset,
that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
driving. I couldn't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep. I cried.


I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.




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Husband's Diary:


Boat wouldn't start. Can't figure it out.

Happens to me, but with the Bike instead of boat. ;-)