Mr_Dunev said:3 goats, 15 chickens, 5 pigs and you make your own bacon
farmer92 said:shit just got real
3 goats, 10 chickens, 2 wives, 50lbs of bacon, a bottle of 50 year old scotch, some rope, formaldehyde, a collection of knives, horse tranquilizer
farmer92 said:I'm not kidding, i will actually bring you 50lbs of the best bacon in the world.
bulletdabrain said:What a bunch of pointless replys......
year is in the title, 14000 miles, ride it everyday, 3000 obo, people in this weird ass forum like to barter with animals, I will ship at your cost. slap a seat on it and call it a cafe racer you hipster fags and leave all the honda cb's behind. This forum is fucking weird. I post to the classifieds and it gets hijacked by people who have never been told that their jokes suck.Redbird said:Yea... 'cause yours was so much more informative :
"Uh, I have a bike I want to get rid of. Whatchya gimme for it?
Oh, and here's a pic..."
Maybe you could add a little more info, like:
Year?
Mileage?
Running condition?
Clear title, in hand?
How much you want for an outright sale?
What you might be interested in for trade?
Local sale, or will you ship?
Info like that will help move the process along a lot quicker and smoother![]()
Just a touch of down syndrome I think? Possibly full retard?Mr_Dunev said:Well you didn't have to insult me, you could have just said "no"
If you're gonna be a jerk i suggest Craigslist.
However if you decide to be a nice guy I'll up my offer to $192.56 I still need you to pay for shipping though. And i dont care what the miles are or what the title status is. I'm a little low on bacon right now, but if you don't mind waiting a month i can get some high quality Canadian bacon. It wont be 50lbs but it will be apple smoked!
I also have access to large amounts of KY jelly, and i know my neighbor has chickens. I don't mind stealing a few. Those bastards wake me up and i want to kill them all anyways.
Do you think it would be rude if i just poisoned them? I would prefer to give them to you. I bet they would make some delicious pollo quesadillas. Pollo is chicken in Spanish.
Anyways let me know. Or if you just feel like chatting you can find me on myspace. My username is 2strokesuntilclimax