HAHA! I've been going to an old folks home near the shop a couple times a month to help out, read to them, stuff like that. The old men are pretty ambivalent about the bikes for the most part unless they were REALLY into them. The old ladies though, a few perk right up and smile when I tell them about mine. One lady, Miss Emily, offers me a cookie for a story. I'm sure it's just for the company but whatever....