What's going on now over at Ichiban Moto ?

Re: Ichiban Moto : Yamaha 500 cafe racer build

He should have probably put a disclaimer on his vids. :)
 
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If anyone is stupid enough to think this is best practice then that's their problem, and they perhaps shouldn't be owning a motorcycle anyway..

I mean I have absolutely no mechanical background or discernible skills mechanics, but even I can tell that this is all a farce! :)
 
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The sad part is that all of the things portrayed in this thread were taken from things actually done by noobs on other builds from this forum as pointed out to me by Ichiban. That's scary enough. What's more scary are the replies from posters seriously trying to correct Ichibans methods as though they were real. You're right, and it shows my age some, to see these ridiculous things done by noobs in the hopes of building a "really awesome looking cafe bike". It scares me reading some of these build threads at a times knowing how inherently dangerous bikes are to begin with and then destroying every safety feature build into them in the name of "a look" or being part of "a scene"
 
Re: Ichiban Moto : Yamaha 500 cafe racer build

Love the prison shank pry tool and egg beater drill. That seat cover should fetch a pretty penny Ich. Learning a ton from these videos. Keep them coming. I'd watch these any day over that cafe racer show.
 
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hey it's survival of the fittest,baby ;D newton's law of evo-solution and stated that the strongest and smartest will prevaile
even nostradomist knew that the rise of the machines will cull out the feable minded souls
so be it
 
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the magic of editing ;D
i am still waiting for some stop-motion action :-[
 
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teazer said:
Same blond that wanted to know what the little plastic cap on her car was for - it was marked 710 ...............................

you stole that from cartalk!!
 
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Roc City Cafe said:
you stole that from cartalk!!

When was cartalk? That joke is about 40 years old from when I first heard it.
 
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naw, you definitely stole it from cartalk, they don't steal jokes from anyone!
 
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crazypj said:
It's a bit scary to think some newb may actually try this stuff and get seriously hurt ::)
o1marc said:
He should have probably put a disclaimer on his vids. :)

While this could be true, in the end it is impossible to protect the truly stupid from themselves.

Crazy
 
Ichiban Moto : Yamaha 500 cafe racer build

"Think of it as evolution in action" - Larry Niven
 
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xb33bsa said:
i am still waiting for some stop-motion action :-[

not sure what to use for that ... is there a free program available for my windows95 ??? ?
 
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This may be useful, Japanese screw driver.

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Ichiban Moto said:
not sure what to use for that ... is there a free program available for my windows95 ??? ?
dont know about free gurgle is yo friend
 
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xb33bsa said:
hey it's survival of the fittest,baby ;D newton's law of evo-solution and stated that the strongest and smartest will prevaile
even nostradomist knew that the rise of the machines will cull out the feable minded souls
so be it

I think you mean Darwin?
Newton was the gravity guy ;)
 
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Ichiban Moto said:
not sure what to use for that ... is there a free program available for my windows95 ??? ?

it comes standard on most commodore64 systems
 
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crazypj said:
I think you mean Darwin?
Newton was the gravity guy ;)
just trying to keep with the whole theme ;D isn't there like a Darwin award ?
anyway, at this point it is inmatestical
 
Re: Ichiban Moto : Yamaha 500 cafe racer build

So I've just skipped around this thread and after watching numerous videos, of which are both hilarious and very inventive (at times). The Krazy glue or rather the assembly glue, made me laugh as did the "dirtification" of the the carb bowls.

I'm interested to see this thing when it's done. Despite the insanely funny tone of the videos, you can't hide skill (even behind "thingy" terminology and very well done video cuts) and I think this bike is gonna be a hoot!
 
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Putting the float bowl from the pristine carb on to the rotten old carb instead of just using the new carb was genius.
 
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