Flugtechnik
My bike is not transportation, it is a respite
Margrave said he was conscious during most of the three days [he lay in a ditch] and shouted for help from passing cars to no avail. Due to his injuries, he could not move his hands to fetch his phone or brush bugs away from crawling over his body. Even so, family members say he is in good spirits overall, only becoming upset when he learned his bike was demolished and that paramedics had cut his fairly expensive jeans.
Hahahaha, sounds about right.
http://www.autoblog.com/2012/09/19/motorcyclist-survives-crash-three-days-in-a-roadside-ditch/
Seriously though, glad it looks like he is going to pull through. This is actually one of my fears. Wrecking and nobody seeing it and being unable to get help.