Push bike out of garage, put on gear, turn on key, turn on petcock, turn on "choke", kick kick kick kick kick kick kick, turn off choke, kick kick kick kick, turn choke back on, kick kick kick kick kick kick kick. Cuss! Turn off petcock, turn off key, take off gear. Make sure battery is connected. Change spark-plugs. (it is a two-stroke)
Turn on key, turn on petcock, turn on choke, kick kick kick kick kick, cuss!
Pause...........slap forehead. Turn off petcock, turn off key, turn off choke, get off bike. :-[
PUT GAS IN THE *###^(**__)&&^%%%&*() BIKE!!! :
Put on gear, turn on petcock, turn on choke, turn on key, kick kick START!!! ;D
Rode to a friends barbershop, double checked everything, and took a short "scenic route" home. 8)