Was working as a construction mechanic years back. After repairing a Lincoln welder, I started to lift it back to the top of a 3 story building when the chain sliiped. ***CRASH*** My supervisor was none to happy, but all the other guys thought that was they loudest crash they had ever heard. later that day, on the same job site, I was loading a Backhoe on to the trailor when the front tire went off the edge. The backhoe, with me in it, fell off the truck. My supervisor decided that my new nickname was Crash. From that day forward, everyone I know, including my wife, calls me Crash.
200 points for anyone that can tell me what brand the backhoe was. ;D