Why "The Scene" sucks so bad...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.




...meh, hipster...


...I like hot coffee.
 
Re: Re: Why "The Scene" sucks so bad...

Kanticoy said:
Have you guys heard the new hipster joke? I have it on vinyl.
that's funny i heard it before it was on vinyl

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My wife was watching on a show or on the news about a new dating trend for hipsters, you select who you want to go on date by selling their close, if you like how it smells you got yourself a date.
 
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dude sugardale was giving out free samples outside the grocery the otherday. I was like yes please God bless america.
 
Do hipsters like bacon? If so, they are people too and are ok.

Who am I kidding, of course they love bacon, how could they not?
 
I have a closet full of concert shirts I saved from the 80s, it's a hipster gold mine.
 
hipster rockers, rockabilly dipshits......same shit. 50% what to ware 50%who will see me

how many of you guys are in a lock step march toward the same cookie cutter cb350 getting the ''ol cafe treatment''? so in truth the guy looking back at you in your puddle of oil is the real problem. buy your pbr, your distressed jackets and bitch about how lame clubmans are. keep a close eye on 54 years ago to know how to have your bitch dress next weekend.

this is the same elitist bull shit that made the craigslist thread a fucking joke. the whole 'Im part of some thing and i can run my fucking mouth about anyone outside of my little club becouse there to lame to get it'' just fucking sucks, in reality isnt that a huge part of the dreaded hipster culture your making fun of.

Dont get me wrong im not a fan of the hipster thing its shallow and weak but but some of the guys posting on this very thread are the same guys that will have a 14 page build thread full of fancy store bought shit and never check there oil. Your goal is not to build or live with or even ride a vintage bike its to be seen with a vintage bike, your in love with a the idea.

oyea my ray bans have seen more fights than israel. the holes in my jeans have a matching scare under them. most of my parts came outta a pile of junk in the woods. in fact ive built ten bikes and probubly bought 5 aftermarket parts total thats my story since befor it was kool haha. so why dont ya start using your hands for something other than swipping a credit card and pointing fingers at outsiders, there ya ''bike builders''
 
Apart from the guy that did it first we are all followers. In 77 I was a punk, I wore a tuxedo with a straight jacket a mate nicked from the local mental hospital, footwear was plastic sandals or DM's painted pink, still can't understand why the look didn't become mainstream.
 
bradj said:
so why dont ya start using your hands for something other than swipping a credit card and pointing fingers at outsiders, there ya ''bike builders''

I suspect you haven't seen my build.
 
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