this fucking bike hates me!
so last week i order a set of eye to clevis shocks to replace the old worn out stockers. the shocks i bought were old redlines that were about half an inch taller, which at the time was a good idea in my head given i kept bottoming out the rear wheel going over big bumps or when my 100lb girl friend would ride with me. they came in this morning and i start to put them on.
first off, they dont fit at all. the rubber eyelette bushing is a little too big for the stock upper mounting point and none of the supplied bushing/washers fit. i just wrapped some electrical tape around the mount to compensate for the bigger eye opening on the new shocks. then problem 2. the bottom clevis holes are too big. the stock bolt fits through the lower mounting point perfect and is the same size on the stock shocks. not so much on these new ones. the threads on the inside clevis leg are too big which makes for no kind of threading.
the only thing i could do is run a longer bolt with a nut, which wouldnt work because the bolts on the sprocket are very close to the left side shock mount. i couldve gotten away with a skinny nut and the perfect length bolt but still it is very close and kind of sketchy. and of course, the new shocks are full spring bodies so i have to clearance the chain gaurd to make foom for the new wider shock to go. now i have a nice big ugly hole in it. so before i go to home depot to get the new longer nuts/bolts, i start to bolt up the new shocks from the upper mounts just letting them hang. left side goes on fine with no problems. then to the right side. i put the shock on and let it hang as i put the stock nut back on. tightening it down and what do you know. the fucking nut snaps off with the threads of the mount bolt in it! awesome. now i have no way of securing the right side upper mount in place.
i just about lost it there and flipped out. (i have a really short fuse) so all said and done, the shocks i bought dont fit, i cut a nice big hole out of the chain gaurd for no reason now, the right side upper mount is fucked and i cant even put the stock shocks back on to ride it as there is no way for the shock to not fall off the side. oh and after all this is done i realize that even if everything did go smoothly and i did get the hardware for the bottom clevis mount to work and not bind that the extra height in the new shocks made my axle rest on the muffler. its just one thing after another.
so now i guess im going to have to either drill and tap the remaining stock mount and put a bolt with washers into it from the outside or have a buddy weld some kind of new mount onto the frame. such a shitty day. hopefully this place will let me return these shocks. :-[